Tumbleweed
spoken-not-written:

heyfunniest:

When someone tickles my neck.. 

I CAN RELATE TO A FUCKING PLASTIC BOTTLE I HATE THIS WEBSITE

spoken-not-written:

heyfunniest:

When someone tickles my neck.. 

I CAN RELATE TO A FUCKING PLASTIC BOTTLE I HATE THIS WEBSITE

zackisontumblr:

puertoricanpegbundy:

undeadthug:

A thirst that transcends language and cultural barriers 

reblogging from beyond the grave

#holaboo

zackisontumblr:

puertoricanpegbundy:

undeadthug:

A thirst that transcends language and cultural barriers 

reblogging from beyond the grave

#holaboo

useyourmelody:

"why didn’t you do your homework?"

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and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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dewitts:

sodomywithsaddam:

okayyy can everybody stop talking shit about ppl who give their dogs and cats all-vegan diets, i fed my cat all raw vegan food since he was a kitten and he lived a very happy four years :)

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prepandparty:

basically my life tho

prepandparty:

basically my life tho