Tumbleweed

hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

ridge:

this probably tops all the other wisdom teeth videos

netflixz:

driving past your old elementary school likeimage

imnotjailbait:

How Christina Aguilera sings lullabies to her children